shall RFK bring some essential oils and sacrifice a goat.
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Puppy not a goat
That was actually funny 🤣
You're forgetting the crystals and small pyramids to place under her bed!
Probably sacrifice some road kill.
Shame they don't mention what she is allergic to.
Common decency.
Wait...was she actually poisoned???
Seafood allergy or botox gone wild?
Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Maybe it’s lupus
Basil?
Que?
Fancy putting "No riff raff"...
Got me. I loled.
I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
That's... too bad? Anyway, I'm making nachos for dinner.
Be nice to your guts and eat some vegetables with this!
Jalapeños, onions and tomatoes are all fruits/vegetables (sort of an arbitrary distinction, but both are healthy for the most part). Beans are legumes. It's not the healthiest thing, but it's not horrible.
Dude holy fuck those look baller as helllll
The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.
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Holy crap, recipe?
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
- Brown some ground beef
- Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
- Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
- Sprinkle with taco meat
- Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
- Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
- Microwave for 90 seconds.
- Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
What is taco seasoning tho?
You can buy it in packets at the store. I have a big container from a co-op.
Or make your own with this secret recipe.
Yeah that story had to go at the top and contain a jump add literally unreadable otherwise
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
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Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
I was hoping it was a puppy attacking her.
the goats, horses, and dogs polteigeists in her house.
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
What's she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
Truth, honesty, compassion.
She only hangs out with conservatives, so she'll be fine.
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She’s allergic to Dogs.
Hopefully she's developed an allergy to Botox...
That'll affect her for a looooooong time.
The Constitution.
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