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[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor

Shit-tier Mediatek. Calling it now.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Insert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Feels like the Escobar phone

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's definitely going to be the Escobar Phone all over again. Anyone who accidentally receives one will get a foil-wrapped $150 Huawei handset with a preinstalled background image.

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Huawei? I think you're giving them too much credit, haha. I'd guess it's likely to be some unknown, no-name garbage, like you'd get from Wish or Ali-Express (or similar) for dirt cheap.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, good point.

[–] anachrohack@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

Anyone who pays for this deserves to get scammed

[–] krimson@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

It amazes me the sane half (third?) of the US hasn't overthrown this government yet. Or have they fled to North Korea where things are much better?

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

This a is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Holy hell, how is this not the onion?!

[–] THX1138@lemmy.ml 11 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Bets its not made in America? lol

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 17 hours ago

100% guaranteed. The US does not have the manufacturing infrastructure for such products as a result of half a century of off-shoring to avoid organized labor.

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 9 points 16 hours ago

I'll bet every dollar I have. Literally no one makes phones in America. It would take a giant company like Apple or Google billions of dollars and a decade of construction and education/recruiting, then they'd have to sell them for a competitive price out of the kindness of their hearts, because there's no financial motivation.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Absolutely gonna be "made in America" in that the application of the cheap Chinese gold decal to the cheap Chinese handset will be done in America.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Surprised it doesn’t have a swastika on it

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 4 points 17 hours ago

Trump like a mob boss keeps the "heat" away from him as much as possible. He'll let his cult army march around with their swastikas, and if asked "knows nothing about it". And he'll turn around and instruct the same people he doesn't know anything about to "stand back and stand by".

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

At least this will make it easier to identify douchebags

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Easier than spotting the Cybertrucks?

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on which one breaks faster

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Ooh, good point. Well, they're both going to ship from the factory in nonworking condition, so that'll be tough to tell.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's going to be utter shite

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago

Never gonna happen. Its a grift. See how you have to give them 100 dollars down now, get phone at later date,( to be announced) It's a scam. Says phones are made in America. We don't make phones here and all experts say it would take years to do so if we tried.

[–] Doorbook@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

So people who have this phone can be ordered by an AI for an organized attack if he is not declared a king?

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Please God let some bug at the carrier level incessantly provision these T1s to a max of 1.5mbps because that would be so fucking funny.

[–] mintiefresh@piefed.ca 8 points 17 hours ago

Hahahahahahaha wow this is real

[–] CentauriBeau@lemm.ee 7 points 17 hours ago

Yet another way for Russian daddy to send him money without anyone knowing.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

That design looks like patent infringement to me

[–] TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org 5 points 17 hours ago

Trump likes to pitch crap to gullible fools.

[–] alexc@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Please, please, please, let everyone using it have the area code 666…

[–] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago

The Kushners went into billions in debt (paid off by Saudis) just to keep ownership of 666 5th Avenue in New York. They might be proud of that.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Who's network does it run on?

[–] dariusj18@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago

He's just a boy with a dream.

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Can't wait to see the Truth Social bloatware. Also, do you think the applucatiin marketplace will be called the TrAPP Store?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I can't wait for a month or two from now and the flood of socials screenshots of morons not understanding why their shit doesn't work

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 16 hours ago

Just come out with the TeleScreen, and be done with it already.

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