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Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t real (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 month ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I almost put this here, but the last part ruined the joke :/

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No fly zones! Gotta take a bus.

Better for the Environment. Now they need to end SpaceX.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Planes issue horrible chemicals that cause all kinds of issues. Carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxides, etc.

My understanding is that these bills would make that illegal. That's good.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

States give privileges to things people do for their Invisible Friend, who's not real either. What are you gonna do?

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Red meat for the specific kind of idiots who tell anyone who they can trap in a corner for 5 minutes about how aliens built the pyramids.

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