Hal those aren’t olives, those are peaches
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if it needs to be green olives, get the stuffed ones. but black olives are fine.
I used to eat entire cans of black olives as a kid when there wasn't much in the house.
I still would, except I don't usually have cans of olives on hand.
Costco sells a big jar of garlic-stuffed green olives and I have to ration my daily intake or I'll destroy the jar in no time
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Finally, a real life hack!
Later that day, my anus: "You have betrayed me!"
I did this once, paired an olive mix with a spread of fancy cheeses and a few crackers. Let's just say these foods have since stayed in the appetizer section of my diet where they belong.
I have a spit-roast thing that I use to eat from the jar without using my fingers. Very satisfying. I support olives for dinner.
FIVE CANS?!
CAN YOU?!
I devour the entire pizza and still feel hungry later
If olives not available substitute cookies, graham crackers, York peppermint patties, or Cheetos.
I think after 10 or so Yorks you'd probably lose the ability to detect, by taste alone, that you had put another one in. Just fully mintmaxing your taste buds.
lol yes, can confirm!
What if I'm too dysfunctional to buy the olives?
You don't even have to buy them. The jars at the supermarket aren't locked or anything.