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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

German proverb: Wenn zwei sich streiten freut sich der dritte.

When two people fight the third feels delight.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

The Germans really have made an art out of enjoying pettiness.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Did he know that before or after he spent $250 million to get him elected and acted like he was best buddies with him until just recently?

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Kanye when he makes a whole Nazi album to one-up Elon for attentionN and then gets beaten in one Tweet

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Bomb drop"... I'll take "no shit" for $1000, Alex.

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[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Elmo later tweeted that rocks are hard, water is wet, and that ice cream is cold.

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[–] jyl@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Oh, this made my day.

But also, Elon, your name would've been in those files too if you had been born a decade earlier.

[–] whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

I am hijacking this thread to bring to your attention that Musk just admitted he rigged the election and the week is not even over yet.

Edit Yes, commentators, I stand by what I said. Axios would not frame it as "nuclear" if he merely meant he poured millions into the elections. His statement "Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." is oddly specific, isn't it.

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[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Did anyone doubt that he wasn’t?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Man, I sure hope Musk doesn't kill himself the exact same way that Epstein didn't.

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