At the corporate cafe straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well I mean my pingas.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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"Sounds" like fun. And by "sounds" I mean there's a rod in the pingas
I died laughing.
Pingas? En plural?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hi! I'm at the cafe, thanks for meeting up with me to discuas the new round of funding. Look for me under the guy just jorkin' it.
thanks for meeting up with me to ~~discuas~~ dickus the new round of funding
You yanks might not know it but if you have a foreskin you have to do this weekly
Some of us have foreskins
Thank you Dad
We know, why do you think we're called yanks
Weekly?!
That's the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe
Damn that guy who was very insistent that he did not use straws must have seen that.
Corporate Meme-piss
:kelly:
insert catheter slurp on that thang
LMAO
Imagine being commissioned to make some shit like this and they actually love it and accept it lmaoooo
The joke aside
This "art" "style" makes me fume so bad. I hate corposlop
Dick fingers
Wow, for a second I thoughts the guy was sipping on coffee. Nope he's got his penis and that's all that matters.
Awesome
Omg