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[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] kaeurenne@lemmy.kadaikupi.site 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Source code = app

Function = app

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

library = app
object code = app
machine code = app
binary = app
linker = app
bits = app
data = app
state = app
stack = app
heap = app
variables = app
memory allocator = app
memory = app
transistors = app
silicon = app
wires = app
pcb = app
electrons = app
leptons = app

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Make it stop!

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Does your app have an app for its app?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's worse if you have ever worked in food service. "App" is short for "appetizer".

::cries in very specific form of confusion::

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think it’s spelled “A1” thanks to our Education Secretary

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