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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most creatures have the male giving the female semen for their egg. But seahorses have the female giving the male an egg.

So I propose the slang “dropped off” for female seahorses impregnating male seahorses.

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Then you have pacific salmon, where they dump the eggs and semen in a pit in a river, and both die shortly after. Giving a whole host of meanings to "dropped off".

Or the turtles who bury eggs on a beach and never go back.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I call that Thunderdoming.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

See, I call what happens in shark wombs thunderdoming

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Is there an added adjective if it's done in the same area you were born and grew up, after having lived far away for a while?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they dump the eggs and semen in a pit in a river, and both die shortly after.

We call that "coming and going"

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Brilliant, love it.