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[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Wait no”, I said, before taking a new sip.

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I have medication resistant anxiety!" I yell at my loved ones as I over consume stimulants. "Science can't figure it out!"

Commiserate with me, there is no possible cure! Sips coffee

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if there was a caffeinated drink with just a touch of cocaine in it so your confidence outweighs your anxiety.

We could call it, coca-cola.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Bring it back!

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have depression and I can obtain temporary happiness by gaining extra anxiety 🫠

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

The furnace of feelings that is depression demands fuel - if it's anxiety I'm running on, then so it be.

[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Then you take Clonazepam to take the edge off.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Years ago I realized I was drinking six 24 oz. cups of coffee a day - which is literally MORE THAN A GALLON OF FUCKING COFFEE. One of those cups was even right before going to bed, which is a sign of how much tolerance I had built up to caffeine. Now I just drink one 8 oz. cup every morning and that's it, and my desire to slap the shit out of every human being I encounter has gone way down.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is why Ritalin is better

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I took speed twice in my life, and the first time I thought it would help with a presentation and I ended up researching about the dogs in the film The Duchess for three hours. My lecturer was happy with the full history of the dogs, though.

The second time I used it to clean my house. I have no interest in doing amphetamines again, and this was nearly a decade ago, however I will say my house has never looked as clean as those few hours. I was getting into the grooves with a toothbrush at one point. 3 bedroom house cleaned top to bottom in half a day.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

Stimulants are such a life-hack. Especially if they're the medical ones.

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

How can I get it? Do I need prescription?
All-day hemist has it?

Dark web?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

Poor little Liddy used to always drink
cup of coffee when she couldnt sleep

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that the wrong axis? Should be on the vertical one

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the vertical axis is the amount, and each bar represents a feeling. So euphoria or dread could also appear on the horizontal.

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Ah sure, we just don't see the other bars I guess

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Try Brazilian or Argentinian 'mate'. It has a much smoother crash than caffeine.

[–] hairynipple@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Tea as well. Black tea.