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[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Imagine if you had to hunt for it.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

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[–] Aux@feddit.uk -2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Cooking a steak takes 5 minutes. You make a side salad while it's frying. Everything goes into the dishwasher in a few more minutes. Not sure what your problem is...

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A dishwasher not my hands? What is this wild technology you speak of?

Edit, I was attempting humor.. gosh, not everyone has a fuckin dishwashing machine..

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[–] XnxCuX@lemmy.world -4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is what doordash is for

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My solution is just to act like I'm cooking for 12 people, and have leftovers for the rest of the week.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep I batch cook too, I make 4 portions then eat 2 and freeze 2. Eating over 2 days obvs

[–] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, I'm doing the same. Cooking 4 portions, then eating them all while crying

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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

You forgot the 40+ hours of work a week just to afford the ingridients.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lucky you! I've got a simple solution, only use single use plastic, then all you have to do is just put a big plastic bag over your table and when you're done eating you just pick up the bag, close it all up and throw it away and that way you just leave the problem to your grandchildren and they'll die from climate change.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago

climate change AND microplastics in their food

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You do the cooking with single use plastic too?

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[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The one who cooks shouldn't be the one to clean unless, of course, you live alone.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I live alone and I think this is a great idea

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Hmm... Maybe after dinner, take a walk and ask random strangers to do your dishes. 😆

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

The authorities were very clear that I need to stop doing that.

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[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I wash as I cook. Usually you have moments when you're waiting anyway. Means I have serving dishes only afterwards.

Had to make it a habit though in order to force myself to do it. Took years to train the habit.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I’m trying to not do that, because I always forget that I’ll need the things I’ve just washed again.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

How old is this woman, and where does her hairline start? Is she in her 30s or 60s? Is her hair blonde or white?

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Old, near the top, but it still flows down. Dunno exact age. Blonde, but not everyone loses hair color.

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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago

Just spend 2 hours eating, easy

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

OK, tell me what in the world you are cooking that takes two hours. And putting something in the oven for an hour is not really any work, is it?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Spoken like someone who has never made soup.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For real, folks need to watch more Jamie Oliver. Condense your pans and ingredient lists, make sauce for a few days, use parchment paper, etc

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Clean as you go and there is very little left to be done after the meal.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

There is a reason why the cooks and bussers are different people. Not everyone wants to get dishwater in their food from whatever tool they use to clean, nor do I have time while things are cooking and requiring near-constant attention to properly wash my hands 10 times as i go back and forth while cooking a single meal.

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[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

This is why i dont eat. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Jk kind of lol

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