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[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

on my keychain with a set of handcuff keys and some earplugs lol

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I bought a bag of 20, stash them all over the place.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

A paperclip works fine.

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I am the distributor of cell phones where I work. I have a box of these. They’re also useful to reset UniFi and other networking equipment.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I still have the box for my phone with the SIM remover still in it lol

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[–] silverlightBeing@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

I have two, and I know exactly where they are. If GPS were more accurate, I could give you the GPS coordinates for each of them.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have about 8 of those. I'm a fucking packrat

If you need any spares, let me know.

[–] MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Multiple ones.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I got like 20 of these motherfuckers and one hanging around my neck.

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[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago

I have mine under my phone cover. Got sick of losing them all the time when I needed one. Since I put it under the cover, I've only needed it about two times. (Under my cover for over a year).

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I have a small zip bag of 100+ of these in a drawer. Sometimes you gotta pop out a SIM card. Other times you gotta hit a pinhole reset button to fix a rogue router. In a pinch, they're also a good shiv or shank.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

The ones I have seen most recently are so thin and flimsy that they are worse at the job than a paperclip.

I usually find my thinnest allen wrench and use that.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You only need it when setting up a new phone. So once you put the card in, you put the tool back in the phone’s box and just stick that in a closet.

So I’m asking… how CAN you even misplace one of those?

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What do you mean you don't take out the sd card every so often so you can quickly transfer 48GB of cat videos to your computer?

[–] CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

I have 3 lying around somewhere. Comes in handy every few years

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if I have three sitting on my desk right now?

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[–] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

false ; I bought a 50 pack

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Planning ahead? Sounds pretty responsible to me

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

I'm sure I have it in a box somewhere, but paperclips open up SIM slots just as well as SIM tools do.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have one with a big duct tape flag/handle. Stays in the phone kit with spudgers, tiny screwdrivers, etc.

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Lies and slander. I have several, specifically because I am not responsible and lose things often.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the balls.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

I have one in my tech pouch

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

I've got at least 2 on my desk. Both from my new phones ( the one I accidentally fried in a lake and the replacement I got ). They're both connected to some little piece of magnet strip that I have no idea where it came from.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

One in my wallet at all times.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I have dumped like 30 of them into trash recently because I tend to sometimes replace/repair phone parts for people and if you buy a replacement part it comes with this thing.

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

As foretold 🙏

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Why thank you.

[–] XnxCuX@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Ive always just used a hair pick when I cant find it 😂

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