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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Let him swim in the Seine!!!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Steve-O can't compete with this man

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Steve was admittedly stuffed to the gills with booze and every drug available, and still is somehow more reasonable than this clown

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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

RFK Jr entered into a tontine with himself. He's the only member.

[–] diffusive@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Go Darwin! 🎉

[–] SupaTuba@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

That man deserves dysentery

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

If there's any upside to this man being an idiot by 14th century standards it's that he's more likely to get deathly ill.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One day is no big deal. If he really wants to make his point, he should do it every day for a month.

(Leave the grandkids at home, though.)

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

O... Ok! The situation in taking care of itself.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

In my state if you swim in any body of water it's almost always tainted somehow, maybe not with sewage but perhaps some other toxic pollutant. The only exception I can think of is the man-made reservoirs used for drinking water that people swim...

and pee in.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ what happened to water just being normal, dirty, outside water? How did we fuck it up this badly?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Because that's environmentalist extremism. You have to be reasonable and allow the rich to rob everyone at least a little. /s

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Fucker probably found the least contaminated part for this stunt.

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So brain worms are back on the menu?

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

He's the septic skeptic.

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