"One" hit
"Two" hit Pope: "Ouch!"
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"What do we do now?" "Just hit harder, it's a self-solving problem"
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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Is it to make sure, or is it to make sure?
They should abstain from the hammer this time round. Zombie pope is the 2025 twist no-one would see coming.
The MitreSmiter 9000. Puts all doubt to rest.
+5 damage and THAC0 against undead (Pope)
you know it's an ancient artifact when it uses THAC0
Plot twist: THAC0 bonus actually reduced your THAC0
This felt like a personal attack
"I fear the Pope has died!"
"You can't say things like that! You have to be sure!"
*wham-"Ack!!" wham wham
"OK, I'm sure the pope is dead."
It was in a book of papal facts my very Catholic childhood friend had on the bus one time, so I buy it. One additional aspect I remember is that they call them by their Christian/given name when they hit them.
Popehammer is my favorite Elder Scrolls artifact.
Pope Says he's feeling better now...
Live your life such that they have to verify your death
The hammer is in fact eight feet long.
They're making really sure.
Jesus allegedly came back, they aren't taking those kinds of risks these days
Do you know how many more murals they'd have to paint?
This is false! Everybody knows that they smother the pope's face with a huge hoe's ass to confirm his death.
+3 to hit vs. Popes, Cardinals, and Bishops. On hit, Popes who are alive but playing dead must save vs. Fortitude or die.
It's a silver hammer, so it could also check if the Pope is a werewolf.
"The Pope was bitten by a wolf while going out for a shit. Somebody call Maxwell!"
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Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer came down on his head
do do dooo do
Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer made sure that he was dead
whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o
Pope Joan was quizzical...
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