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“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

“Hey, smartass!” shouted a woman in her sixties, jumping to her feet. “You want to see my tattoo?”

“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”

“Yes I do, I’ve got one!” the woman shouted, tapping her chest.

The Trump supporter dismissed her with a wave of one hand. “I’ve had enough of you Democrats,” she said.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The US is overdue for balkanization. I think the USA will split some time before 2060.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not fully, but in practice to benefit from no trade barriers. And it'll be done by 2040.

I think what we'll get is no more singular head of state because the Unitary Executive model is a flawed premise that highlights the fragility of having only one person as the chief executive. It's a poison pill. Suggesting it is to suggest inevitable death of the Republic.

What we'll end up with our scaled up Switzerland. An Executive Council of 5/7/9 regionally elected members, with a rotation of who is the ceremonial head of state for functions. I like 7, with more of the East Coast and Midwest consolidated.

But whew...the constitution will need a major overhaul for that to work.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Unitary executive model is a bullshit right wing theory that ignores the entire basis of how our system was designed.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 12 points 12 hours ago

The problem is that is much worse than bullshit, it's a death sentence.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 72 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine believing that the best days of the US are ahead of you...

I'm sure improvements will be made, but the United States is dying, thanks in large part due to the cancer that's rightwing propaganda networks

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 32 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

Honestly, I don't want the United states to be a thing anymore. It is time for the nation to break up, so that people can choose what sort of government they want to live in. In my case, I would like something modeled after European socialism. I am sick of Fascist America dragging down my state with its evil and stupidity.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The problem with that plan is that you get an outwardly fascist neighbor with no guardrails at all. Yes it will burn itself out eventually but before that it's going to be just as much of a problem as when it was states.

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works -2 points 6 hours ago

European Socialism? Come on, we are supposed to be better than "socialism is when health care".

I know what you want to say, but last time I checked, every EU country had millionaires and beggars, a market economy, most companies were in the hand of private citizens or shareholders, and guaranteed private property (with the usual legal exceptions).

Don't be like the populists. Words have meanings and meanings matter. It is social market economy at most.

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[–] Cocopanda 11 points 15 hours ago

If I ever get diagnosed with a terminal disease. I know what I’m doing before I go out.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 169 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

"Everyone that disagrees with me is a Democrat"

[–] Soulg@ani.social 70 points 18 hours ago

Not only that, but Democrats by default do not matter and shouldn't be considered at all.

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Heavens to Betsy!

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 49 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The leopard’s are gonna be obese by the summer.

[–] seejur@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The leopards are already obese. I suspect by summer they'll die by cardiovascular diseases.

Magas can do one thing right, even saving the leopards is too hard for them

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 149 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You'd think farmers at least would understand the relationship between what you sow and what you reap.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 34 points 15 hours ago

They never have to think about because they use migrant labor

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 11 hours ago

I'd PPV Nana Slap Fight Championships.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 38 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He had tattoos on his body? I keep mine in a drawer in the shed.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 26 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Ok, hear me out.
David Beckham has tattoos on his body AND is an immigrant. Therefore he must be a part of the ms13 gang and should be deported. It's the only thing that makes sense!!!!!

I've also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos...

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

They stopped liking Dolly Parton after they found out that she's gives books to kids.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 hours ago

She also sang a song about getting the COVID vaccine iirc.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Nobody better fuck with my girl Dolly. That's how you get the metalheads all riled up.

[–] KMAMURI@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How many cops have gang tattoos in 'murica? The internet tells me a good deal of them do.

[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 9 points 11 hours ago

Yes, they often take the form of shields, seven pointed stars, and Punisher skulls. These things identify them as street-roaming gang bangers and armed thugs.

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 78 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

This country is so fucked.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 51 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

They never should have shot that gorilla.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

That's when we entered the worst timeline.

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[–] array@lemm.ee 204 points 23 hours ago (13 children)

“That man is a criminal,” she declared of Garcia.

“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

MAGA morons are the bottom of the barrel

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Tattoos are basically body mutilation or improvement, depending on who you ask. beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I wonder what she thinks of body mutilation like hair cut, nail cutting, plastic surgery and circumcision.

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[–] ryrybang@lemmy.world 247 points 1 day ago (16 children)

The stupidity of some people in that article is jaw dropping.

Also, if they shout at each other now, just wait for the SSA, Medicare, and Medicaid cuts that make hearing aids too expensive for rural boomers.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

As if MAGAts are sufficiently self-aware to admit they need hearing aids.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Specifically boycotting anything that comes from Iowa would be a great trade policy for our former allies to adopt

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Boycotting stupidity? How would that even work?!?

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 66 points 21 hours ago

Studies show that two out of every three Trump voters are just as stupid as the third one.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 145 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m sick of you democrats and your *checks notes* due process under the law.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 40 points 20 hours ago

I’m sick of you democrats

The utterance of someone so desperately grasping at straws because she can't make an actual argument about the things she's parroting from the TV so she relies on logical fallacies to shut down the argument completely.

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