"It is day three of the Beef Stroganoff memes and I fear there will be no end to them."
My dearest Penelope,
It is day three of the Beef Stroganoff memes and I fear there will be no end to them. Tis hard to see the mighty seared juicy beef strips mercilessly smothered in an incredible sour cream mushroom gravy. No dear wife nearby to speak a word of comfort; no living sister or mother to administer noodles in that dinner hour the most sad in the history of humanity. Oh, the humanity. Oh, the horrors of supper. Truly it may be considered the most cruel and awful meal which can befall a man. Heaven grant there may be ramen soon.
With all my love and hunger,
Samuel D. Lougheed