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[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Netanyahu calls himself Hamas at Holocaust memorial.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why would you invite a war criminal to remember the holocaust?

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 17 points 22 hours ago

Clearly he doesn't need reminding

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Spiderman pointing at spiderman dot gif

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago
[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Def neef a bot for this

Edit: wait, they're not even pointing

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 106 points 1 day ago (15 children)

It’s wasn’t the ethnic cleansing of Jews that was bad, it was the ethnic cleansing of Jews that was bad.

The more Israelis who wake up to this, the better.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 17 points 22 hours ago

The more Israelis who wake up to this, the better.

This number is and has always been a rounding error. Better not count on it.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Albert Einstein's letter to the New York Times was spot on.

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

This was a pretty interesting read: https://archive.org/details/AlbertEinsteinLetterToTheNewYorkTimes.December41948

There was a point where many peace activists saw zionism as a good thing, but then the zionists chose a fascist leader. To be fair in the 1940s it might not have been clear yet that religious nationalism is bad and tends to lead to fascism. What's odd is that many still haven't figured this out yet.

This of course applies to Hamas as well, which is why there's not going to be peace in the middle east until there's a secular group in charge of things on at least one of the sides.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Most religious people don't understand that it'd also be bad if their religion was in charge.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 84 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a wise man once said: Every accusation is a confession.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They are antisemitic that's for sure

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Technically, so are the Israelis.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

Did he take the literal nazis' dicks he's been sucking out of his mouth before he said that?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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