This hurts as someone who fixes both.
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~~Cloaca~~ master orifice
I also remember when gas pumps had a separate hose and nozzle for each grade of gas.
Wonder if they stopped having to do that when they removed lead
Usually depends on the place around here. Some do, some don't.
In theory, separate hoses mean low octane and high octane don't mix (mid grade is already a mix of the two). In practice, it really doesn't matter. Except for diesel; don't want to mix that with anything else.
I just want water man
And the water always tastes like shit out of these because they don't clean the tip. On the old style it was always sharing lemonade or Powerade and you could just run the line for a second or two to clear it
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...do I want to search up what a cloaca is?
Do it. Knowledge is power.
It's the omni-genital.
The Wikipedia article describes the biological act of a "cloaca kiss," which may or may not be exactly what it sounds like depending on an individual's imagination.
What the hell!?
I clicked the comments just to share my fun "cloacal kiss" fact!
Ugh. I'm going back to reddit.
I feel like the context of "the opposite of 1 hole per beverage" gives a good vague explanation. Another is "how I pictured women's anatomy before I took a health class."
Even if you know what it is, it may surprise you that more that one species can breathe out of it.
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You do not.
Ok thank you.
Legendary exchange
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Cloaca-cola, as envisioned by Pininfarina!
Fun fact: the Coca Cola Freestyle machine is designed by the Pininfarina company, of the same Pininfarina legacy of classic Italian car design fame.