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You may never see the soda fountain the same again (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Lemming_Observer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

These things are not new...

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

All of that is unholy because the Coca Cola company is pure shit.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago

It gets worse. They hired hitmen to kill trade union leaders in Colombia.

[–] kipo@lemm.ee 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I don't care what it comes out of as long as the machine is properly and regularly cleaned.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I am afraid your out of luck either way.

[–] kipo@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago

I have been straight up poisoned several times by improperly maintained soda fountains. I avoid them now.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lime coke from those machines is delicious. Fight me.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

I like to make something new each time. Might try this next time.

[–] draughtcyclist@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Ginger lime diet coke is an abomination and I'm here for it.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 179 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cloaca-Cola

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 day ago (5 children)

There it is. That should have been the post title.

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

❤️cloacas❤️

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 62 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Nothing open to the public should have a touch interface. Has Covid taught us nothing?

[–] ComradePedro@lemmy.ml 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How are the buttons more hygienic?? A screen is much easier to clean or protect with plastic.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 9 hours ago

The ones where you press the lever with the cup are.

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[–] clashorcrashman@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

I'll never see my lizards the same again.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 day ago (19 children)

It's also annoying to use, slower and can't serve multiple people at the same time.

[–] iamnotme@feddit.uk 2 points 21 hours ago

Unlike my ex wife

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (14 children)

I think the extra annoyance is counteracted by the gains in customizability IMO

Where else are you going to be able to get Peach Sprite or Vanilla Fanta?

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's rich coming from the "why not cum from where we pee?" Species

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If breathing and eating don't get separate holes, piss and cum certainly aren't getting that luxury

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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

But what of the super cloaca?

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Well, I don't drink that bullshit so I couldn't care less.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 11 points 1 day ago

you can use pressurised air to clean the duct. Some verterbrates like to call it farts

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