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During the nazi era, comedians had a field day mocking Hitler and his cronies. The immortal joke 'the true Aryan is as blonde as Hitler, slim as Goering, and as tall/beautiful as Goebbels'. It was funny then and still funny now. Because none of them even remotely resembled the ideal they spoke about. This is even funnier when you include goblins like Himmler who was the head of the SS when he would never have qualified to even be an enlisted SS man when he was younger.

Gonna be a legal shitshow when he kicks off - imagine all the claims on his estate.

my guess is 45 kids. he has at least that many. like what do you call a legion? a few dozen? a few hundred?

He’s a plague on the world all by himself (and all the doctors he pays to make his children).

I hope they all find a strong father figure one day

he has a rotating conveyer belt of human shields, if they get too small, he will just use the youngest one as one.

Not surprising, what else do you expect him to eat?

So many children, yet no family.

Deport all these illegal immigrants.

Horizontal Collaboration!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizontal_collaboration

yall are thinking low, sometimes Ive had the thought that if I was rich af id just be the next ghenghis khan and make my first name their last name so centuries from now everyone has my name as their last name, thats how you get in history books, anyone with khan in their name reminds ppl of ghengis khan. And its not even that negative, a kid growing up rich without their dad and likely some other dad, beats being a beggar kid wirh your ribs showing in india, like it beats my childhood of getting hit for existing, idk they got a good easy life.

Nothing scary about it unless hes having thousands of kids and raising them with personal tutors and brainwashers then placing them in positions of power across the country. Israel alreasy does that with a nation.

One of the creepier manifestations of his profound mental illness.

St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes.

Musk is the scum of the earth (and I’m a man), but I think even I’d carry his baby for cash like that.

Some wild stuff in there

[...] bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.

[...] Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.” Wong apparently declined the offer.

During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.

The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas.

I hope we can finally see who wins between one Elon-sized toddler and 100 toddler-sized Elons

He only wants them for organs