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[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is it weird to anyone else that he just assumes his "legion" of children will follow him unquestioningly?

My dad keeps giving me stock "tips" (my stepsister works at a gold mine and he keeps telling me their stock'll go up any day now despite the mine not being in operation yet 🙄) and I haven't even followed through on that.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I am not surprised. Elon is an accelerationist who believes that the next social turmoil will definitely be coming. But since it is going to happen, he thinks it is better if it comes sooner rather than later.

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[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I've known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They're mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.

You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother's basement? The one that floats around in everyone's head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don't see others as receptacles for procreation.

All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.

This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.

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[–] amadeus84@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It will be a fine day when he has an OD on stage.

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 6 days ago (7 children)

what's with billionaires and wanting to have so many bloody babies

[–] rocket_dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Weird Nazi cult pseudoscience based on the science of natural selection - they actually think they are superior and have superior genes therefore it's in the best of the species that their "superior" genes propagate as widely as possible.

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[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How many heirs fighting in courts all over the world does it take to redistribute a multi-billioniare's wealth through court fees, lawyer fees, accountants, penalties, etc until none of them are supreme-wealthy anymore? Just never work again wealthy.

Even if some of them don't really want it, they could still find lawyers to fight on contingency and let them drain the wealth. Then donate whatever they might eventually get, if anything.

For example, Anna Nicole and her late husband's son effectively fed lawyers for years and years. Michael Jackson's estate has been tied up in litigation for decades. And Mike had 3 kids, Anna one surviving kid.

With over a dozen and counting Leon kids, and a ton of potential other types of suits incoming from world-wide plantiffs, it'll be interesting to see how that estate eventually gets drained and dispersed.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 30 points 6 days ago (5 children)

His money is basically incomprehensible to how we regularly think. If he hired a law firm to work on each case 24/7 for the entire year at $5000/hr, and then even if each inheritance case took 20 years and he had 50 children suing him simultaneously it'd cost him billions--but he'd still have hundreds of billions left. Fuck billionaires

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[–] airportline@lemm.ee 25 points 6 days ago

He’s such a weird little creep

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 days ago

My contempt for this man has reached levels previously thought far outside the realm of possibility.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Looking at his current kids, I don't think they're going to form up as HIS legion....

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.

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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago
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