I would! 
And you would too, based on your banner (just for a different reason):
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Oh shit oh fuck my secret is out. Fine, I'll admit it...
...I'm a leg model for owlperverts dot net
Shit! That should have been floated during the 
crisis
I think hipposickos would've been great, based on Dirt_Owl's hippo post.
What a naughty owl they are!
I can even see their ankles. A pervert through and through. 
Oh shit
Lookit those twigs, I've seen bigger legs on a turkey! 
Shut up my legs are sexy
Yeah sexy to a skinny legs enjoyer, heh.
You're just jealous because your legs aren't good at catching mice like mine
You're right. I can't even pick up a pen with my toes so I'm way out of my league here. I appologize.
how is this humiliating? look at those amazingly warmly feathered legs! custom fit pants, extremely comfy.
Never skip leg day
I wish I had cool pants like that
show them your rage https://yewtu.be/watch?v=k_MlRYtetV8&pp=ygUMT3dsYmVhciBzbGFt
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
NSFW tag please.