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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Joe Rogan identifies as a South Park character: offensive and two-dimensional

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So he wants people to call him that?

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan, king of dumbasses.

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

every conservative thought leader is a dumb persons idea of a smart person

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It’s still used today in valid contexts, e.g. in the automotive industry, “retard timings.” The only real slow or dense person seems to be Joe.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tsk. Maaaaannn... Smdh.

What's wrong with people

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

flame retardant.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Amoral bastard should be strapped to a pole and horsewhipped

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