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[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip

[–] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

I could use the keyboard and the mouse while scratching my head all at once.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Why not four?

[–] Chozo@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Fuckin' A, man.

[–] danhakimi@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

I think you mean

"Two chicks at the same time, man."

[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Get half as terrible at juggling.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Solder without alligator clips

[–] Shanedino@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Well I would only assume that I would be a much better rock climber.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Use the second set of arms to restrain the first set from sexually harassing me

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[–] rozwud@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago
[–] mub@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Will the first thing would be to Google how to date 2 women at once.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Now I truly never need to make a second trip back to the car for groceries again.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I can finally constantly hold an umbrella

[–] nycki@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

oh man I would have to start practicing sleight of hand again I'd be the coolest magician

[–] fishface_32@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Learn to play the Antagonistic Undecagonstring from The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M Banks.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can quit my job and become a mega cashier at a grocery store. I'd be unstoppable.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

oh boy you can now work 2 jobs for the price of one!

[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Cosplay Ryōmen Sukuna.

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