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[–] LambeauLeap@sopuli.xyz 173 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Print as PDF, then screenshot the opened PDF, and OCR it back into word before printing to PDF one last time.

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot printing it on paper and scanning it back to pdf

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just put the pc screen on the scanner like a normal person

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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still can't stop someone from importing the PDF into Word anyway 🫠

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We don't interact with those people

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 23 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately ceasing interaction with those people ceases the interaction of their money and your bank account 😔

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a rule about companies I applied to. I sent them my resume as a PDF and Word 2003 document. If they still couldn’t read it, I didn’t want to work there anymore.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 94 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If you send your resume in word format and not pdf or even image, I did not open it at all.

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've had recruiters reject anything that isn't in word format.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's because they can easily edit it or change it before sending it out

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's why pdf, it has annotation feature while being not editable.

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

PDFs are absolutely editable, but usually you need paid application for that. Thanks to some dumbassery in my previous job, I had to use the paid version of Adobe because I regularly had to edit PDFs. There are some security options that can make PDFs more challenging to edit, even with the paid tools, but I've always found ways around those too, usually by simply using "Print to PDF", then editing the output file.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think you can open PDFs in libreoffice and edit them, although you have to manually reexport as pdf when you're done

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've had recruiters ask for TXT format, which honestly was awesome.

[–] kapitol@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Whats this gap in your resume?"

"Syntax error"

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I see for past experience you put :

CREATE TABLE Resume (
    Field VARCHAR(255) PRIMARY KEY,
    Value VARCHAR(255)
);

INSERT INTO Resume (Field, Value) VALUES
('Experience_1_Title', ''),
('Experience_1_Company', ''),
('Experience_1_Years', ''),
('Experience_1_Description', '.'),
('Experience_2_Title', ''),
('Experience_2_Company', ''),
('Experience_2_Years', ''),
('Experience_2_Description', '.'),
('Skills_1', ''),
('Skills_2', ''),
('Skills_3', ''),
('Skills_4', ''),
('Education_Degree', ''),
('Education_Years', '),
('References', '');

SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume;

-- Bonus Query: Show my most "impressive" skill
SELECT Value FROM Resume WHERE Field = 'Skills_1';

-- Another Bonus: My career trajectory
SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume WHERE Field LIKE 'Experience%';`___`
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did you put some BBS-style ansi art in there?

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago

“Can you explain this kerning?”

“For reasons I cannot understand, you set your system font to Copperplate Gothic.”

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 weeks ago (21 children)

This is why the PDF format exists

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 weeks ago

But then recruitment companies can't get you in to trouble by editing and embellishing your CV before sending it to the potential employer. /S (and yes this came up before)

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

https://rxresu.me/ (FOSS, option to self host)

You're welcome, chat.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The real FOSS option is to make your resume in LaTeX.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Facts. Overleaf has great templates, don't be afraid to try it folks.

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Where did this extremely dumb habit come from where people refer to anyone online as “chat”?

This wasn’t a thing a couple of years ago. Is this just internet brain rot taking over?

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its from watching streamers I imagine.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Chat is a bunch of idiots that's all I know

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

i mean, "habit" is a weird word for it. i'd call it more of a trend. "brain rot" seems like an adequate description.

it comes from streamer culture where streamers would refer to their audience as "chat" because the chat box is the main way for viewers to interact with whoever they are watching.

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[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The best-known CV format in Europe

The Europass CV is one of the best-known CV formats in Europe. (emphasis added)

Straight to lying clickbait, unbelievable. /s

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[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

well you’re not hired because it took you six hours to format a single document. bad time management. also your document editor of choice is google docs when libreoffice and onlyoffice exist, yuck

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where I work you keep a txt copy of your CV to apply on different positions because the online form has you copy-paste it in a text box anyway so all the formatting is gone.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You obviously should use Latex and send them the PDF file.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If I don't get the resume on a clay tablet I'll just assume they don't know shit.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I spent 6 hours writing this on papyrus scrolls, and you want clay tablets."

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

How do I even open a scroll on my lap-wax-top??

[–] argueswithidiots@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've been told ATS doesn't work properly on PDFs and word is better for this reason. I used to uploads PDFs prior to this. Now I don't know what to believe, my entire worldview has been upended!

[–] multcher@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] argueswithidiots@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Right, it's a tool companies use to automatically scan and reject resumes based on keywords.

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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

This is why my resume is a pdf uwu

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Print it out and scan it and print it back to a 300MB PDF.

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