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[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No debate, std::endl can be a disaster on some platforms due to flushing crap all the time.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a very C++ thing that the language developers saw the clusterfuck that is stream flushing on the kernel and decided that the right course of action was to create another fucking layer of hidden inconsistent flushing.

I hear C++ was greatly inspired by the fifth circle of hell.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

programmers manage to do stupid shit in every language. i was wondering if there was a way to stop them, and golang comes close but maybe proves it can't be done. idk!

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Just because the box says something is flushable doesn't mean you should flush it.

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

printf is superior and more concise, and snprintf is practically the only C string manipulation function that is not painful to use.

Try to print a 32-bit unsigned int as hexadecimal number of exactly 8 digits, using cout. You can do std::hex and std::setw(8) and std::setfill('0') and don't forget to use std::dec afterwards, or you can just, you know, printf("%08x") like a sane person.

Just don't forget to use -Werror=format but that is the default option on many compilers today.

C++23 now includes std::print which is exactly like printf but better, so the whole argument is over.

I went digging in cppref at the format library bc I thought c++20 or c++23 added something cool.

Found std::print and was about to reply to this comment to share it bc I thought it was interesting. Then I read the last sentence.

Darn you and your predicting my every move /j

[–] Oinks@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am very sorry to remind everyone about the existence of Visual Basic, but it has:

  • VbCrLf
  • VbNewLine
  • ControlChars.CrLf
  • ControlChars.NewLine
  • Environment.NewLine
  • Chr(13) & Chr(10)

And I know what you're asking: Yes, of course all of them have subtly different behavior, and some of them only work in VB.NET and not in classic VB or VBA.

The only thing you can rely on is that "\r\n" doesn't work.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apology not accepted, fuck you for reminding me!

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

great reminder to avoid microsoft products as much as i can

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Simple. \n when you just want a newline.
endl when you need to flush at the moment.

Useful in case you are printing a debug output right before some function that might do bed stuff to buffers.


Edit: I wrote println instead of endl somehow. Guess I need more downtime

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I only program in C. I was under the assumption that \n also flushes

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It depends on whether you are printing to a terminal or to a file (and yes the terminal is also a file), and even then you can control the flushing behaviour using something like unbuffer

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I remember having to fflush a couple of times.

std::cout << "\nwhy not both" << std::endl;
[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I prefer \n for 0.001% better performance

[–] Lembot_0001@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I prefer \n for less typing.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer endl for more typing because it lets me pretend to work more than I am

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

^ least deranged coder

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck endl, all my homies hate endl

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Cout << "\n"; is dumb and you should feel bad

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago
fprintf(stdout, "%c", '\012');
[–] Archr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just learned that in Python, it's fucking terrible. Python is a fucking mess and my next script will be in a different language.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perhaps TS is not a terrible language for shell scripts after all

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never tried it, but I will probably be more at home than python.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

python is a bad joke that never ends

[–] andMoonsValue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a python lover, I have to ask, what don't you like about it and what languages do you generally prefer?

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[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In PHP it exists as well. I try to use PHP_EOL but when I'm lazy I simply do "\n".

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me the answer is “Building backend applications with it instead of CLI applications, like Lerdorf intended.”

But also "\n" because it's easier and PHP_EOL is just an alias for "\n"; it's not even platform-dependent.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

PHP_EOL depends on your host system, it's \r\n on Windows.

I don't really want to use what Lerdorf intended, PHP <= 4 was horrible, 5.x was mainly getting slowly rid of nonsense and with 7.x PHP started its slow path of redemption and entered its modern era.

While Lerdorf's vision was great at that time for its intended use case, I wouldn't want to build anything serious in it.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago

It actually outputs "\n" on a Windows system, but modern Windows to recognise that as enough of a newline, nowadays.

I don't really want to use what Lerdorf intended, PHP <= 4 was horrible

Actually a great point!

C++ style text streams are bad and a dead-end design and '\n'.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe c# has similar. There's \r\n or \n like c++ and Environment.NewLine.

Probably it's similar in that Environment.NewLine takes into account the operating system in use and I wonder if endl in c++ does the same thing?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

C# also has verbatim strings, in which you can just put a literal newline.

string foo = @"This string 
has a line break!";
[–] astrsk@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Just puts(“I’m a teapot”); :)

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Wasn't this {fmt} library merged into STL now? Does this solve this issue?

Anyways, there was also a constant that is the OS line ending without a flush, right?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If endl is a function call and/or macro that magically knows the right line ending for whatever ultimately stores or reads the output stream, then, ugly though it is, endl is the right thing to use.

If a language or compiler automatically "do(es) the right thing" with \n as well, then check your local style guide. Is this your code? Do what you will. Is this for your company? Better to check what's acceptable.

If you want to guarantee a Unix line ending use \012 instead. Or \cJ if your language is sufficiently warped.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

It's a "stream manipulator" function that not only generates a new line, it also flushes the stream.

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ah don't worry, if you do fopen(file, "w") on Windows and forget to use "wb" flag, it will automatically replace all your \n with \r\n when you do fwrite, then you will try to debug for half a day your corrupted jpeg file, which totally never happened to me because I'm an experienced C++ developer who can never make such a novice mistake.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda in Java, you can call System.out.println or you can call System.out.print and explicitly write the newline.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't looked at the code but I always assumed that println was a call to print with a new line added to the original input.
Something like this:

void print(String text) { ... }
void println(String text) { this.print(text + '\n'); }
[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is pretty much what it does except it doesn't hardcode \n but instead uses the proper line ending for the platform it's running on.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I haven't worked with java for a couple of months now, currently working in Delphi, so could not remember the how else to do new line except backslash n on top of my head. :-)

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

\n is fun until you’re an a system that needs an additional \r

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 5 points 1 week ago

Unix needed only \n because it had complex drivers that could replace \n with whatever sequence of special characters the printer needed. Also, while carriage return is useful, they saw little use for line feed

On dos (which was intended for less powerful hardware than unix) you had to actually use the correct sequence which often but not always was \r\n (because teleprinters used that and because it's the "most correct" one).

Now that teleprinters don't exist, and complex drivers are not an issue for windows, and everyone prefers to have a single \n, windows still uses \r\n, for backward compatibility.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Bedeviled NXP/ARM SDK stdlib. Hate it, we need \n\r there. Why????!?!?! What a PITA.

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