this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

Cop: "That's illegal!"

Me: "Legal."

Cop: "Illegal!"

Me: "Legal."

Cop: "Illegal!"

Me: "Illegal."

Cop: "Legal!"

Me: "Alright, alright. Am I free to go?"

Cop: "Yes, go on get outta he-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Down with the bugs energy

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I heard all of the accompanying Loony Toons sound effects with step.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

Don't do that last, it might be mistaken for sexual harassment! Safer to take a shit in his hat