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(Also are Programming socks memes welcome here?)

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[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 days ago

I personally prefer programming barefoot, but then I also use GNOME.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 6 days ago
[–] pelya@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Eh, who is still using paper books to learn programming languages? Every popular language has a website with online manuals.

Well, except C, because it's crammed together with C++ on https://cplusplus.com/ and https://cppreference.com/

And socks just grow organically after 3 years of coding.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

The book is to get your monitor to an ergonomic height!

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

I thought the books were for your shelf tbh. You put one for each language you claim proficiency in.

It's cool to have niche older books though. My friend has a programming manual in Estonian from either the very late soviet era or very early 90s that has both some dialect of BASIC and some niche dialect of Pascal that I hadn't even heard of.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I used to own one less-feminine one, for the winters, but they became obsolete thanks to global warming.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

I need to buy new once. But am boycotting USA so its hard finding some

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Maybe good against programmers venous thrombosis. Should be acknowledged as a work related illness.

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I never knew about this until my non-programming partner asked what I thought about them.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How are you supposed to program without programming socks?

[–] PowerfulTurtle@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

You're not, it's possible but you'll have a really bad time.

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Underrated joke.

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