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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[–] st33lb0ne@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a joke right? Something from the Onion? Why would any country help out Trump now?

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 309 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Do not help us. This is what we deserve.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Thank you for your sacrifice.

Sincerely,

An egged-up Australian

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

Change your display name to True Facts

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 62 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

What's ironic is that from all countries he is asking Denmark. Greenland is An autonomous territory under the kingdom of Denmark.

I heard that before asking Greenland he was asking Canada as well.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is he trying to neg us by threatening our sovereignty and then asking for a favour??? Most high schoolers know better than to fall for that. Like, get real.

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[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago

I thought the US didn’t need anything from anyone else? Isn’t that what you said?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Friends! Canadians! Countries of unfamiliar spellings! Lend me your eggs!

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

But don't send me your poor people. .. Unless they are carrying eggs. Then let them come... we'll keep the eggs and send the people back.

[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"You will become part of the US."

two days later....

"Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?"

[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 174 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.

You want em?

Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!

You want to take our sovereignty away?

…starve.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brb going to throw eggs across the border

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

Aim for a Tesla

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[–] RatherBeMTB@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago

America, Fuck You Asshole!

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:

”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump's and Vice President Vance's resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."

Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump's selflessness.

We know he won't.

Aside: I'm not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let's take this one thing at a time.

[–] dzso@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I love this idea. Why aren't America's former allies calling for the resignation of Trump and Vance? Let the American people know that if they want cheaper eggs, and better trade deals, they're going to have to find a way to get rid of these traitors who have seized power.

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[–] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 11 points 23 hours ago

No - Bugs Bunny.

[–] stardust@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don't need no allies.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe Russia has some eggs they can lend in these trying times.

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 80 points 1 day ago

This is why we HAD allies. Had. To assist with the largesse we consume as Americans. You don’t get to swing your orange dick around at the world, offending and assaulting every ally, and then ask for help.

[–] tracker@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Ask Canada… oh, wait!

WOMP WOMP WOMP, EH?

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 113 points 1 day ago

Denmark, from who they want to steal Greenland. They are obviously terminally stupid in Washington.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 64 points 1 day ago

As a true American, don't help us with eggs, it'l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.

[–] withabeard@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm not saying we should...

But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. ... ... ... Can you spot me $50 until payday?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

America is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.

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[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh now Trump wants allies?

Recognize the passive voice: "The US has reached out". They don't say Trump reached out or the Trump administration reached out.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

Hold the line Denmark. Don't pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They are not the same birds. Layers are older birds then the meat birds. So yes the laying hens could be wiped out well the meat birds are not.

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