this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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[–] embed_me@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago

Why would he flirt with his father?

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 18 points 1 day ago

Sorry, Mr boyfriend, she has her own cock now.

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yet another relationship breakdown solved simply by polyamory.

You can love your rooster and your boyfriend at the same time.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But everyone in this partnership should be okay with that

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like polyamory would be pretty alright with most animals

Like, my dog doesn't throw a fit because I smell like someone else's dog, just like I don't throw a fit if he gets pet and cuddled by someone else

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My dog is extremely jealous of me petting other dogs but a total cuddle slut with other people. Toxic double standard.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

same with my dog, except he made eye contact with me to make sure that i was watching when he did it, like he was getting some sort of revenge. lol