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Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach (wlos.com)

submitted 1 day ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

why would you try to shoot a bug with a gun? that just seems like the stupidest thing ever.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Why wouldn't you?

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Kill it with (gun) fire!

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This sounds like embodiment of US

[–] risottinopazzesco@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago

You should win those fights.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

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