"Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?"

Some moulds are totally fine, see blue cheese. Some mycelium schlongs are dangerous, see death caps.

Humans: 🤮

Human genitalia: 🍆💨👃🤤

99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.

No one:

Everyone: adds a pointless “No one:” above perfectly valid memes

The Roquefort (French blue cheese) is made from the mold that grows on rye bread.

So even the moldy bread, in the right condition, can become a delicacy.

Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans

"why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?"

Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.

Wait I thought mushrooms were the flowers... Or are you telling me that flowers are also genitals??!! 💥

Blue cheese would like a word.

Whoa there... We eat mold too if they're the right type and on the right things.

This bacterium gives me the sniffles. This other bacterium liquefies and eats my muscles. But if I don't have enough of this other bacterium in me, I get violent explosive shits??

the difference between eating mushrooms and eating mold is the difference between oral sex and vore

If the french eat frogs that's fine, but when the south Americans do it everyone loses their minds.

(Poison dart frogs)

Cheese and yoghurt enter the chat.

I prefer calling it flowers than genitallia

Srsly? It's pretty simple - some forms of mold are delicious and others aren't.

Here's another mystery to ponder: Why do people generally love having sex but hate doing housework that involves the same amount of effort? Have fun.

Kombucha and sourdough bread have now entered the chat.