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[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

the agile team one is too accurate lmao. 99% of agile in my experience is just waterfall with a kanban board

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

my favorite one is: attention to detail

and it means: we'll nail you for any bug we accidentally discover; but will create many more of our own.

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I've also seen the side of "able to work with minimal supervision" being more like "you're gonna tell your boss what to do" workdays.