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Tears in Heaven

[chorus] ~~I must be strong~~ == I must destroy

Lets hear em

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

What have I become my Swedish friend?

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Call Me Maybe / Carly Rae Jepsen

You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still, you're in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
~~Swear to Satan it's real~~ At first sight, and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it
But it's in my way

Yep. Knew it was wrong, but that's what I heard. TIL what the actual lyrics are.

[–] Sea_pop@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Another Carly Rae one:

Fake Mona Lisa

He was born in Vegas

The way she sings it, it sounds like

It's morning fa**ots

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I wanna be your big Suburban.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Bring me a pile of love!

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Israelites is a classic.

Me ears are alight.

[–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

My wife’s childhood:

“My anus can’t take it I’m addicted to love”.

Robert Palmer.

Mine is when I sing, and I can’t remember what I say, but something like “kissing your neck, back, n’dem titties” to Labrinths Still Don’t Know My Name. Although I’m still fairly certain those lyrics to be correct 👍

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of the earliest websites I remember was like scuse me while I miss this guy dot com and it was people sharing what you're looking for. Check the way back machine

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One I heard was "scuse me while I kiss this guy"

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Autocorrect on my comment. This is correct.

[–] stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

At first I thought Post Malone was saying “swallow my knife” and not “spoil my night.”

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I was driving one day, in the early 1990s, singing along with Elton John, "love I feel it in my hands, I can tell by the things I could do with another man.." as I had since I was a little kid, when I suddenly realized that probably wasn't what he was saying. It still sounds like that is what he is saying.

I see quite a lot of Elton John in these answers, maybe he just didn't enunciate.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Freed from desire - Gala Rizzatto. I always thought it was "My love has got no money, he's got his trumbalyse" and I never knew what a trumbalyse was.

Also Peter Kay did a great bit around misheard lyrics.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

"living like a lover with a red iPhone" - Pour some sugar on me, 1987

[–] Turious@leaf.dance 1 points 10 months ago

I was once listening to The Pillows' "I Think I Can" around a friend. Japanese band, lots of their songs are in English but you'd never know through the singer's heavy Japanese accent. He repeats the titular line a lot in the song and my friend thought he was singing "I lick my cunt."

That was 15 years ago and it's still all I hear when I listen to the song.

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

There's a bathroom on the right.

[–] theit8514@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I can't believe this is 15 years ago. Still hear these in the song today. https://youtu.be/VWqC4KKiVbU

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

My sister-in-law thought the chorus of Metallica's Battery was "backdoor raid". Now I can't unhear it.

I also thought in Live and Let Die Paul sang, "give an Alabama yell" instead of "give the other feller hell."

[–] maniel@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Used to listen to this on the youth club juke box as a 10yo!

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