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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

"This concept of "Wuv" confuses, and infuriates us!"

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

That's because you're all modern in your ad hoc relationships. "Mawwige," as we all know, "is what bwings us togever."

[–] ReadMoreBooks@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago

Humans are so primitive. My wife could take over this planet with one tentacle tied behind her back!

[–] MouthyHooker@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok but they’re actually kind of doing this. 🥺 I’m starting to suspect that Xiaohongshu is the simplest, greatest psy-op of our time. Just get the Americans on the platform, be really nice to us and boom we’re China-pilled.

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

I already was China-pilled before xhs, but you’re 100% correct. My interactions on it have been sharing pictures of our cats with people around the world who have cats with similar colors, and realizing a shared love of “harlequin ducks” with people from countries all throughout its migratory footprint. It’s like the internet I'm used to but without the toxicity clouding everything lol.

[–] reverendz@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s working. We’re so used to dealing with a55h0les online that it’s like an oasis.

I’ve been on there daily the last couple weeks.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 23 hours ago

That's what actual good moderation does, and so-called ebil commie "censorship"

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Don't let it get away! Break its legs!

[–] picklemeister@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

if nothing else the first half of the Simpsons run captured amerikkka mob mentality so well

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

China is believed to have put similar resources into its far more successful program, with surveillance reports indicating that by 2030 the nation will have obtained an emotion that can create a profound sense of oneness with the universe.

China confirmed to be working on the Human Instrumentality Project. Please, President Xi, the American people yearn for the Tang.

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 16 hours ago

They already have an emo bisexual boy now all they need is a weirdly calm and super powered gay boy to complete the process! We need to go to DEFCON 1!

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

strangelove-wow MR. PRESIDENT, WE MUST NOT ALLOW A LOVE GAP!

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The US response would be to open a bunch of brothels.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

The modern sequel to "Band of Brothers".

[–] blight@hexbear.net 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

didn’t/don’t they actually do this near military bases?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 21 hours ago

I think that's happened near every military base or camp since forever

So probably yes

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Second only to Friendship, which China is also developing.