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Bollards (i.ibb.co)

submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Good one.

Reminds me of THIS DOOR IS ALARMED.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

SLOW

CHILDREN

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

How can a jar be alarmed?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bollards are just stanchions without ropes.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Yikes. You some kind of bollard slaver?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

What a load of bollards.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When do they rise? Are there blinking lights or something or does it just go up without warning and lifts some poor bloke's car up?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago

Well, the car should have read the sign.

[–] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

…I had to think about that one!

Another one common one:

PLEASE USE BOTH LANES

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 5 months ago

War of the Rise of the Bollards of the Street