Pff If it it's extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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You do the waffle stomp?
All day errday
Funny thing is during the time period of the folks dressed here…. They were dirty nasty and thought taking baths actually made you sick. These guys would have had shit encrusting there assholes in cookie cutter shapes like stars and hearts, and they would have smelled worse than a alcoholic who pissed themselves on the subway.
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"Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over." Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.
it's kinda sad how close minded some folks are... so much so that they'll convince themselves that flushing harmful waste is ok.
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I just lick it off
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
Dude wipes coming in clutch. Watch me clean my asshole all day long friends.
TIL bidet users like staring at people who wipe.