Programmer Humor

I know literally 0.0000000001% of 1st year CS, and even I know that Musk just googled what "type" means in this context. No shit a compiler can determine the type at compile time. That's not what the post was about, Elon my guy.

This the new live action Joseph and Jotaro?

Not that it will matter in the AI future

that statement makes so little sense I feel like Mount stupid does not give it justice .

On October 26, an engineer and mother of two — let’s call her Alicia — sat in a glass conference room in San Francisco trying to explain the details of Twitter’s tech stack to Elon Musk. He was supposed to officially buy the company in two days, and Alicia and a small group of trusted colleagues were tasked with outlining how its core infrastructure worked. But Musk, who was sitting two seats away from Alicia with his elbows propped on the table, looked sleepy. When he did talk, it was to ask questions about cost. How much does Twitter spend on data centers? Why was everything so expensive? Alicia was already tired of Musk’s antics ... So here they were, trying to show Musk what he was about to buy, and all he wanted to talk about was money. Fine, she thought. If Musk wants to know about money, I’ll tell him. She launched into a technical explanation of the ­company’s data-center efficiency, curious to see if he would follow along. Instead, he interrupted. “I was writing C programs in the ’90s,” he said dismissively. “I understand how ­computers work.”

He totally knows what he's talking about.

Cries in Haskell

Can someone please just send Husky Musky on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney? 🙏