My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we're out.
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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Soak it in wine and boof it
Fold it in half (sauce outl, then eat it from the middle out
Or with a fork and knife
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Burnt to a charcoal crisp.
infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it
Fresh outta the freezer
Bloody Mary garnish.
Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body
Upside down
- Place the plastic table on your nose
- Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
- Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
- Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
- Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
- Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza
Inject it straight into a vein
What. The. Fuck.
Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
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You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It's answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
Remove cheese and scrape off the remaining sauce. Roll what's left in the cheese. Feed it to your neighbor. By force if necessary. And yes. Throw away the crust. We are not animals.
Bend over and I'll show you