I code and i ruthlessly bash devs
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Nah I just changed from "these game devs" to "these game studios"
Knowing how to code and interacting with stuff like the nintendo e shop scrollimg performance being super shit makes me think I would absolutely be fired if I deployed shit like that in prod for millions of users.
learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"
Staring at some open source code in horror, like you just flipped to a random page of the Necronomicon.
Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games
Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels
I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime
At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.
Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.
I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲
Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…