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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I code and i ruthlessly bash devs

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Nah man, ZSH all day

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[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Instead you report them

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 10 points 5 days ago
[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

Nah I just changed from "these game devs" to "these game studios"

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Knowing how to code and interacting with stuff like the nintendo e shop scrollimg performance being super shit makes me think I would absolutely be fired if I deployed shit like that in prod for millions of users.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Staring at some open source code in horror, like you just flipped to a random page of the Necronomicon.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels

[–] durfenstein@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲

[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…

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