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[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

more like it's one of the few things people still can enjoy.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

It's called projection..

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 day ago

Gross

Music, even the boring practice, is one of the few remaining joys in my life

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to keep a piano keyboard next to my computer for loading downtime, and it was the least depressed days of my life.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why not do it again then? Even a small keyboard might do.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I gave it to a relative that wanted to learn piano and I was too busy with work to sit at the comp/piano station, then never got around to getting another. I have a second hand seaboard now but I haven't looked into setting it up or if it even works under linux

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

seaboard

This? That is... holy shit, really cool! I didn't think there was anything beyond velocity and polyphony in terms of expanding the capabilities of what a keyboard controller could do. I kinda want one myself, now.

Also, LOL at the the other thing they sell that looks like a Theremin but actually uses computer vision to turn your hand gestures into MIDI commands. I don't know what drugs that company's product designers are on, but it's the good shit.

or if it even works under linux

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How long do you think it would take to set up?

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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

A Yamaha Reface is a lovely thing for just that.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tell that to the $1700 guitar I just bought

[–] maplebar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or the $600 guitar, $600 baritone guitar and $600 fretless bass I just bought. 🥴

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ahh but you have both fallen into the guitarist's blunder. They get you to BUY the guitars, and amps, and pedals, but you do not use them to make music. Hence the CEO is right! Mwahaha
Now excuse me, a package from Sweetwater just arrived.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Or the $200 guitar I've spent a small fortune to upgrade. Or the MIDI controller I've fixed and planning on turning it into a Jankó-style keyboard. Or the few software synths I've made for my game engine.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

Suno... the app I use to send shitty personalized birthday songs...

or to play tacky bard songs for my DnD character, which is the perfect use case IMHO!

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Why do I keep buying synths then?

[–] maplebar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is the kind of thing you say when you never learned how to play Blitzkreig Bop.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

Maybe if he could make it subscription-based and monetize peoples' creativity...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

The only use I have found for AI music generation software is for the app to make me a loop in the correct key and tempo so I can practice guitar against it. Even then I still prefer a ticker most of the time.

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