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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Size manipulation, stamina and blast power.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

I already have autism, PTSD and depression. I don't know if I can handle more.

[–] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Easy: Attractive Female, Attractive Male and implants.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago

“What kind of implants?”

“Yes.”

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 23 hours ago

Bah, thanks to my years as a shut-in tech dweeb I already have lots of Gadgets, a Feral appearance, and I Super Smell.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Attractive Female Attractive Male Third one doesn't matter

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 17 hours ago

Sir, an unidentified vessel is hailing us! It wants us to... spread?

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[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Chameleon, Invisibility, Shape Shifter.

Guys, I don't know what I am and I'm scared

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago

You're a cuttlefish!

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago

You can be whatever you want.

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[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

oh yeah, the magic of "insanely rich" 😄

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

divine is religion based. like spawning 6 arms and dividing oceans. powering things up by blessing and being able to seal or banish evil.

dr. manhatten is physics based. he could maybe do similar things, but his powers are not magical. he can't force a spirit to stay in a piece of armor or things like that.

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I can't even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is so imbalanced and vague.

People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 18 hours ago
[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control

burning radioactive acid rain for everyone

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway

[–] figjam@midwest.social 1 points 18 hours ago

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Psionics (a la Legion/David Haller), Divine Powers (more Legion reality-warping fun), Immorality (until the Heat Death of the Universe). I've got a lot I want to do, starting with planetary reform and cultivation of the species.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I misunderstanding siphon powers? Add invisibility and super speed... Aita?

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[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's attractive, not attract. I am reading that as being attractive

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Immortality, invulnerability, and shape shifter to not attract too much attention (hide)

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Size manipulation is all i need...

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I will be Useless Man!

Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Immortal, healing, shape shifter

the rest I can get with time and cunning

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Intellect, immortal, shape shifter.

Shape shifter makes the attractive male/female redundant.
Intellect will get you gadgets/implants/power suit. After a bit of work which you have infinite time to do.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hmm...

Agility, Radiation and "gadgets", or

Immortal, Flight and Invulnerability?

Nah, Attractive female, Insanely rich and Super Smell of course!

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Magic, weather control (magic), invulnerability (magic also)

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