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[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Shape shifter makes half of these redundant. I pick that, teleport, and electric control.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Shapeshifter, telekinesis and magic. Efficiency and modularity. And i'm lazy.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Isn't divine powers all of these?

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Immortality, invulnerability, and shape shifter to not attract too much attention (hide)

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I figure that and attractiveness will enable you to borrow any other ability you need.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] Hiatus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Vampirism, Divine Powers and Magic. These three pretty much give you every other power on this list. You are essentially God and need only keep the human race alive so you can feed off their blood.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Im thinking... Rich, healing, teleport

Solve any current problems with money, heal people/animals, easily and instantly go anywhere.

I would attempt to "heal" the ultra-rich from whatever their obvious problem is. Lol

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