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[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

He even looks like he's from the Yakuza series

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes when you play a yakuza game it’s like “man these plotlines are ridiculous”

maybe not so much

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This is GTA levels of ridiculous characters.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 19 hours ago

Have you never played a Yakuza game? They blow GTA out of the water in terms of ridiculousness.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Didn't realize you can get high on nuclear materials. Tf is the DEA doin?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

It's because people have been getting high on Power.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The article says they were purchasing these items in exchange for shipments of heroin and methamphetamine.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

The idea that there's an amount of heroin that can be used to purchase weapons grade nuclear materials concerns me even though I know it's just a high value illegal commodity.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

ENTRAPMENT! ENTRAPMENT! /s

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Department Energie Atomic.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No shit. This sounds like the DEA overstepping its bounds.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drugs were supposed to be payment for the nuclear material, which is why it makes sense.

[–] ScoopMcPoops@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But none of this had to do with America?

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 5 points 21 hours ago

The article says the drugs were being sent to the US.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You don't think Americans have business meddling between two completely separate sovereign countries? What are you some sort traitor?

/s

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

Did they like... have him pose for a picture?

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Wait, what? Article says the guy had real plutonium. That is scary. Quantity is not specified though. Also doesn't say where the plutonium came from. He also had a bunch of what sounds like non-fissionable uranium and thorium. They hype that up some, but it is less of a threat.

Why is this on /nottheonion?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The nuclear materials make the headline, but the real story is that they were trading it for meth and heroine.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I want to know how they got the nuke stuff in the first place. That's potentially much more disruptive than any number of drug deals.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

How's Russian border security?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -3 points 21 hours ago

TBH I disagree, I think the Heroine and Meth are worse. I could elaborate but I feel like it would take a while.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago

There's only a few places in the world you can get plutonium, none of them easy to access or extract.

There's gotta be more to this story that's probably super classified.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why is this on /nottheonion?

Because the title made me think of The Onion.

* Replying from my LW alt as there is still some federation lag between LW and the instance I posted from.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Least shocking thing I've ever heard, we've been scared of Russia loosey goosey rotting nuclear security forever.

Edit: estimated remaining 20,400 Yakuza members is more than I expected.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did he promise to build Libyan Nationalists a bomb and use it for his experiments instead?

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's heavy

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And that was how Rick and Morty was born

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

“Quick arms deal, 20 minutes, in and out.”

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Your next existential breakdown has been sponsored by MadLibs…

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

L/BrandNewSentence