chapotraphouse

No, absolutely, the US turning its imperialism inwards, towards its vassal states, would be funny as fuck.

Play defense for canada/denmark? i might whip out a trucker hat with a US flag on it lmao

I’d cross the border and start the québécois liberation front. take advantage of the instability and direct that independent sentiment towards some revolutionary peoples’ war

Greenland, on its own, however, long live!

They can hold their own nuts on this one. Maybe those nazis they cheered for can fight for them

Let's be real, there's a 0% chance of either and what ends up happening politically will be bad but still completely distinct from the rhetoric.

I won’t need to anyways once the marines land in Nova Scotia we’re going to find out just how “brave” the us marines really are when the bottle kids gun for them

The parable of the sower has a fascist US president declare war on Canada

Let them fight. Wait. Let us fight? Maybe Trump will reintroduce the draft. Fuck around find out, Saskatchewan

But also :nothing-ever-happens:

“And you! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless! Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland!” - Grand Nagus Zek

Second Whiskey War with American flags swapping out Danish and Canadian ones on Hans Island

I'd rather have Norway or Sweden tbh.

no worries, not even the right wing Canadian party is going to defend their nation

Critical support to the United States for wiping the settler kkkolonial state of KKKlanada off the map.