What is a tit loan? A loan to buy breast implants, or a way to convert your tits into capital that can be borrowed against? Or is it both, so that you can get like a second a second mortgage on your tits once you build some equity?
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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What's the interest on a tit loan?
I dunno, but I like that there's no credit check. It's their mistake if they loan tits to me.
A nipple/year
DIE MART????
veryhappydicegoblinnoises
I like the idea of tits without the commitment of owning, I'll go there.
First, ass world. Then die mart.
Die mart, Die Ass Mart.
So how do you pay off your tit loan? Like, how is it different from rent-a-tit? Am I going to end up getting loaned 30 tits and have to pay back annual tit interest? Am I going to have to give them fractions of a tit? Where do I get more tits?
It's all very messy.
Hear me out out, … NFTs.
That’s right, Non Fungible Tits.
It’s ok to call them strippers, no need to get all fancy.
I’m gonna try and nip this in the bud real quick. You sir, are not abreast with the times. Tit loans has its perks, Ass World is where it gets messy.
What's the bottom left?
Shell, an oil company, so what you see is a gas station
I was looking at it in bright light. Couldn't see the lettering till just now
I don’t want a life-long cycle of tit debt. I’ll take my asses upfront, please.
What a wonderful world
I’ll go to Die Mart in Deutschland.
I could use a new novelty die.
die mart