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According to police, Charles Smith, 27, entered the Walmart at 1955 S. Stapley Dr. on Dec. 19 intending to film pranks for social media platforms.

Instead, police said Smith grabbed a can of Hot Shot Ultra Bed Bug and Flea Killer from a shelf without paying for it and then sprayed the pesticide on various vegetables, fruit and rotisserie chickens that were available for purchase.

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I misread the police car on the thumbnail as "Meesa police" and thought it was going to be a jarjar binks meme before I read the title

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago

wait until you find out how much DDT we sprayed everywhere.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

...are you retarded?

It's a rhetorical question.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 87 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

I do not agree with the use of "prankster".

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah this is a mass poisoning.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, it's just a prank, bro!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Right to jail

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 11 hours ago

on the vegetables some will already have pesticides from the factory

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

"Arrest me Daddy uwu"

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 257 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's not a prank. That could have killed people if nobody noticed it.

I hope they lock his dumb ass up for a long time.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)

From the last wave of pranks when people licked ice creams and put it back I have learned that messing with food is a federal crime in the US and is taken quite seriously.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That’s because it’s an easy way to cause the death of children. People become angry, understandably.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

It could also cause the death of a CEO, which is an even more serious concern.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As it should be. The regulations were significantly increased after the Tylenol murders in 1982. It's also why we have no tamper things on many ingestible items.

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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Uh oh, but will that department get the ax after inauguration? Might be time to do delivery only groceries. Where I live they come from special stores with no general public access.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I think they'd have a harder time getting rid of the FDA than the Department of Education, which sadly is in the crosshairs.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Honestly - and I’m asking this in good faith - why do we need a federal department of education? Every state has their own department of education and sets their own standards anyway. Is it not redundant? Do they do something special? The only thing I can recall that was federal education related was no child left behind which destroyed education and just led to children passing grades that can’t read, write or do basic math. And of course the federal student loan program, which is just the government profiteering off its youth.

Note how I’m not asking why we need the FDA. There’s not even a question about how we need it. Arguably, we need more of it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

If they get rid if the Department of Education, then they could follow up with the FDA in a couple years with no problems.

[–] femtech@midwest.social 2 points 16 hours ago

We shall see. I think anything with regulations is going to be added to the swamp. https://www.science.org/content/article/mixed-reactions-greet-trump-s-pick-longtime-fda-critic-head-agency

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 142 points 1 day ago (41 children)

Now, this could qualify as terrorism.

Not a single murder of a psychopathic indirect mass murderer CEO.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

It would need to be politically motivated

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 66 points 1 day ago
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He only got ~300 likes on his posts, too. Dude's picking up a felony charge for 300 likes.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

Good, let him rot in irrelevance, and prison.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's remarkable that it needs to be said but... Don't record yourself doing crimes and post it on YouTube.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

So you want people not getting caught for illegal, and immoral actions?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

actually, do record yourself doing crimes.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 23 hours ago

Right? I'm all for it.

I want stupid people to remove themselves from society as quickly as possible.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Unless you do universally hated shit like this dickhole, then by all means, tell us exactly who you are and what you did.

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