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§ 311.20 Sexual odor of swine.

(a) Carcasses of swine which give off a pronounced sexual odor shall be condemned.

(b) The meat of swine carcasses which give off a sexual odor less than pronounced may be passed for use in comminuted cooked meat food product or for rendering. Otherwise it shall be condemned.

I CONDEMN THEE, CUM SWINE!

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[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I simultaneously want to and don’t want to know what a “sexual odor of swine” smells like.

It’s like when your good buddy says “hey smell this”, you never know what you’re in for, but you’re intrigued.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It's called taint.

When you kill a sexually developed male pig they often release musk and sweat. So it smells like going into a room where a couple just did it.

I used to raise Blue Butts (variety of pig) and have the butcher come once a year after auction to cut them up. The Musk smell isn't that bad unless done in an enclosed area.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

'Tain't nowhere says ah can't sell Eulabelle's ham hocks. They just gotta condemn 'em first.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sexy cop stripper costume banned.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

As long as the sexy cop stripper doesn't mind condemnation for their smell, I think it's fine.

That said, cops don't do well with criticism.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

By the way, if you want to condemn the jism bacon, please contact your local imam or rabbi.

This feels exactly like reading the Torah