Make Broccolade of course. Be sure to post the results.
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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Broccolade Recipe
Ingredients:
1 cup broccoli florets (steamed and cooled)
2 lemons (juiced, about 1/4 cup)
3 cups water (cold)
2–3 tablespoons honey (or sweetener of choice, adjust to taste)
1/4 teaspoon ginger (grated, optional for extra zing)
Ice cubes
Fresh mint leaves (for garnish, optional)
Instructions:
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Steam the Broccoli: Steam the broccoli florets until tender, then allow them to cool completely. This removes the raw taste and enhances the flavor.
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Blend the Ingredients: In a blender, combine the cooled broccoli, lemon juice, water, honey, and ginger. Blend until smooth.
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Strain (Optional): If you prefer a smoother texture, strain the mixture using a fine-mesh sieve or cheesecloth.
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Serve: Pour the broccolade over ice cubes in a glass. Garnish with fresh mint leaves if desired.
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Enjoy: Stir well before sipping and enjoy your nutrient-packed, tangy drink!
Tips:
You can adjust the sweetness and lemony tang by adding more honey or lemon juice to your taste.
Add sparkling water instead of regular water for a fizzy version!
Freeze leftovers in ice cube trays for a refreshing addition to other drinks.
I might actually try. Sounds decent.
Are you an LLM (legume language model)? Do you have a parsnipade recipe as well?
No, I'm a LLM (Large Lemonade Model), but it’s an easy mix-up—no harm done!
As for your parsnipade recipe, I appreciate your creativity, but unfortunately, that sounds absolutely ~~disgusting~~ like something against my guidelines, so I’m unable to provide further information on that topic.
You could potentially use candied parsnips. I've never heard of anyone candying parsnip, but I suppose one could do it.
I'm not sure about parsnipade, but I suspect you could get good vodka.
When life gives you broccoli, don’t make broccolade. Make life take the broccoli back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn broccoli, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson broccoli! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the broccoli! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible broccoli that burns your house down!
The broccoli is a lie.
Little 3 year old Cavey refusing to eat his vegetables.
Why is it shrink wrapped?
To contain him
To lull me into a false sense of security
Do not kink shame broccoli!
"Wrap me up and call me steamy" -Broccoli
Here in Germany, I can pretty much only buy them shrink-wrapped, at least in the winter. They get imported from Spain, and I guess, the shrink wrap helps keep them fresh and undamaged during transport.
I imagine, this wouldn't be too different in the UK, but would be glad to be corrected.
Befriend ducks.
One day, they may do something for you in return.
Steam it and eat it with herbed butter. Approx. 10g per 100g Broccoli. Herbed butter makes it so much more enjoyable.
Try roasting it. It gets a totally different flavor. Chop into florets and stem disks, toss in oil, salt, bake at 450 for 15-20 minutes.
You don't even need the broccoli.
i would bake that shit. baked broccoli is tasty as fuck.
Plus you want to be absolutely sure everything on it is dead.
Personally I think steaming is better but baking works.
fair. sometimes i enjoy it steamed
Would you honestly deny yourself the exhilarating experience of eating towpath broccoli? I think this would be a life long regret!
"As I lie here on this final threshold, I find myself overwhelmed with gratitude, not fear. My life, now stretching out behind me, has been a symphony of moments. Each note played with passion, joy, and purpose. I do not mourn my end but celebrate my life's fullness. I have lived, truly lived. I loved deeply, pursued my passions, and embraced the unknown. I dared to dream and dared even more to chase those dreams. As i lie here, waiting for death's final embrace, I have but one regret. That towpath broccoli. Why did I not taste it? Why? I shall never know and it remains the only shadow on my - urrrrrgghk... uhhhhnnnn."
Personally I would make Broccoli Pasta.
Use it to fill the holes in your canoe?
Beautiful broccoli right there 🥦
Those are aliens that have fallen from space. DO NOT EAT!
Run you fools! 😉