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[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.

Is it? I was thinking they were so cool

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

The fact the Swedes were targeted for this makes me think they are so much cooler than they already are

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 11 points 11 months ago

Sheesh don't be a vibe killer bruh

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

And of course there's a russian name under such bullshit. This is how they fabricate stories of legal animal and children brothels, and alike.

[–] canis_majoris@lemmy.ca 87 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Casual sex has always implied the existence of competitive sex. Glad to see we're finally getting there.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Good old fashion drug enhanced sports

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also the rest of the world... 😅

[–] joseandres42@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We don't have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wasn't talking about the commercials lol

E: What, y'all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 34 points 11 months ago

Not only that, but every train in Sweden goes somewhere called the slutstation.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

ITT: POV: Someone posted meme with No one:

[–] audiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago

Finally something reddit is good for: the competitive circle jerk

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?

Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.

I think we're going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do they have a losers bracket? Cause then I might have a shot.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Double elim

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The important thing is not to win, but to take part.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

I misinterpreted this for a moment as sex and not sexual intercourse and was very confused

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I imagine it will be more like couples' skating than a 1 v 1 competition.

[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think i've read a hentai manga with this exact plot.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Last one to bleed wins

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago
[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Will they drug test?

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

This is already a thing at Burning Man

[–] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SCB@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'd be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.

Sex elo hell is real!

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

It's only natural, since everyone seems to be upset about the difficulty in casual and hobby circles

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Finally! A spectator sport that isn't boring as hell.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Finally! A sport I'm confident I could be pro at.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Are they having a solo category?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

But is the competition in speed or endurance?

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Oh god, the second CPR.