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Meme transcription: A table comparing the steps to start a game ‘then’ vs. ‘now’.

Content of the “Then” column:

  • Double-click GAME.exe
  • Play game

Content of the “Now” column:

  • Launch Steam
  • Steam updates

  • Steam opens

  • Close Steam’s ad window
  • Select Game
  • Game launcher starts

  • Game launcher launches Game launcher updater

  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Ok
  • Would you like to sign up for our newsletter?

  • No
  • Our EULAs have changed. Please review them before continuing

  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes, sell my soul
  • Start game
  • Skip vendor intro
  • Skip vendor intro #2
  • Skip vendor intro #3
  • Sit through nVidia The way it’s meant to be played
  • Skip opening cutscene
  • Main menu opens

  • Would you like to connect your Steam account to account?

  • No
  • Press play.
  • Play game.
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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

you can disable steam ad windows

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget you gotta update your driver's too before even beginning "Launch Steam"

[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 1 points 1 year ago

Minesweeper might be the only game I know that opens directly into play game. Everything else "then" still needed us to press play.

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For most games, including ones on Steam this is what I do.

Being up program launcher with key combination.
Start typing name of game, hit enter.
Then if Steam is not open Steam launches,. Game launches.

Get yourself a launcher program. Having to bring up Steam and search a library of dozens of games seems maddening when you could just type a few letters.

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[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

I used to have the irq of my sound blaster 16 memorised because you need to put it in for every game.

[–] WuTang@lemmy.ninja -1 points 1 year ago

I love the fake "offline mode" of Steam which for certain game, doesn't work.

I knew it was already shitty 20years ago when Steam get popularized by this shitty game (Counter Strike),

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i'm tired of software constantly needing to download fucking updates for every little fucking thing. you can't just use sEcUrIty as an excuse to make things 2000x more annoying

[–] scubbo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Gamers are the only people who complain when something is improved for them for free.

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one -2 points 1 year ago (9 children)

People praise Steam, but it's one of the most bloated, unnecessarily convoluted examples of feature creep on my machine, and it always wants to run in the background and check for updates. Even when I do remember to exit properly, it takes several seconds of thinking before it closes. I've resorted to using task manager instead.

Almost any launcher is less annoying to me than Steam, but then I've never been one to use or want the various social aspects. I wish there were a lite version for people who just want to use it to buy and play games.

[–] Getallen@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, steam is way too bloated for me. Usually it makes it impossible to do stuff at startup since the new UI version uses more resources

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

I've come to accept that it's going to update every time I launch it, which makes it a pita since I work long shifts and have very little time to play games to begin with.

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