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Showerthoughts

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  1. create humans
  2. promise them an eternal afterlife
  3. grow tired of them but you never lie or go back on your word
  4. while thinking of a loophole the word loop gets stuck in your head so you realize you can just put them all in a time loop where they live eternally but you don't have to deal with them anymore
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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That would explain Jeremy Bearimy

[–] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This? The dot over the i? That broke me.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

That’s my birthday!

[–] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's Tuesdays, July and also when nothing never happens! My favorite time!

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it

we can call it 'the universe'